I’m Curious About the 3rd Kind Of Sex

A man asks Republican Sex And Marriage Advice about the morality of the third kind of sex.

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A man asks Republican Sex And Marriage Advice about the morality of the third kind of sex.

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6 Responses to “I’m Curious About the 3rd Kind Of Sex”

  1. Al says:

    In 14 years of marriage, I have always been tempted to take the back door. However, I am a Christian and my wife and I go to church every sunday. Thank you for the heads up the minister did not deign to give.

  2. Meg says:

    Is this serious? Because it seems too funny to be serious. Penises are not telephones. They are organs for waste removal and for sex. Do you really want to be using God’s telephone to pee?

    Telephones also don’t “duplicate” your voice. They convert your sound waves into electrical impulses which travel from one phone to another and then these electrical impulses are converted back into sound waves. Converted, not duplicated. Telephones are for communication. If God installed a telephone in you, it’s in your mind and your sensory organs.

    Speaking of organs, you can lose a lot of them without dying. For example, you can lose your: gallbladder, tonsils, appendix, arms, legs, many lymphnodes, nose, eyes, tongue, ears, many nerves, larynx and, yes, much of your reproductive system. So . . . do these not belong to us? How did that logic work for anyone?

    You want real sex advice about anal sex? Use a condom and make sure to use a lot of lube. Go slowly, maybe start with digital stimulation or a small sex toy first. Listen to your partner to make sure you are not hurting him/her.

  3. Dee says:

    A penis is God’s telephone??? If you wouldn’t shove a telepohone in someone else willing butt why would you put a telephone in a mouth or vagina????? I have NEVER had sperm come out of my telephone. This website is a complete disgrace to give innocent people such awful advide!!!

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  5. Kinaihiri says:

    Thanks Meg. This was all I was going to say. I’m watching these for comedic value. This guy knows nothing.

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