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A husband and wife wonder whether to purchase plastic surgery to improve her looks.
4 Responses to “I am Considering a Facelift”
Don’t do it. Soon as you buy her a prettier face or fix her sagging boobs she’s gonna run off with some guy and leave you to pay the bill, while telling you its your fault she did it. May as well just find you a younger model if you can’t live with what you hooked into. You won’t be the first. Our party is full of righteous, good American men of upstanding character who’ve gone through a couple of wives to find the best looking one like they deserve. Rush has had four wives, i think. He ain’t paying for no facelifts. Newts had three, he ain’t paying for no facelifts. McCain even got him a hot younger model and hit the jackpot with her daddy’s beer money, too, so I say facelift, bad investment. Either way it will cost you, so for a solid return, go younger.
thats extremely cruel yet the funniest comment i have ever seen.
that’s scary… I want my face back when I go to heaven.
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